name saye anaspamie

gRRRRRRr...geram betol ngan road users kt mesia nih! takde sivik langsong! Dier pk jln tuh papa dier pnye?! shut up! dhla iq low, civic awareness pon cm bodo! ni ak nk citer sbenarnye nih..ptg tadi, onthe way home(around my residential area), adela dua kapel murahan naek moto secara beseblahan kt atas jalan. Kongajar nk mmpos, dhla jln tu jln dua hale, ps2 sbbkn moto cabok dey all tuh memenuhi jalan, ak pon x pat nk motong( i wuz riding a motorbike) Dhla bawak moto cm mkn angin, ps2 dua2 eko betina *toot* tuh bercanda plak sesasame sendiri smbel pelok2 their muke-x-siap pakwe. Murahan betol!! Ak dh la x smayang Asar lagik, jm plak dh pukol nam lebey. Nk tggu ba-alip-ba-ya 4 ekor tuh mmg x smpt laak nk smayang!!

So, atas name agame(cet...agame ye tak, padahal dh x thn nk pee) ak pon potong la diaekor(instead of diaorg) in the middle. Dgn muke yg penoh kebencian, ak jeling same mereka(cyap bkak visor skali tuh...) Tyme tuh mmg ak press giler2 la, Cm nk ajak race plak.     Ah! ak x kire, ak bdak ader otak, x hingen ak nk membontoti ba-alip-ba-ya 4 ekor tuh! And, at the moment ak press giler2 tuh(meter smpi 60), ak x prasan simpang masok ke rumah ak, terus ak brek emercency and ohh...I LOST MY GRIP!!!! My rear tyre begelek cm beyonce fer a while n dAA!! luckily i managed to manouver. hush... obviously Allah masey sayangkn ak! Thx Ya Allah!! Ps2, dey all glakkan ak! siot btol! MMg ak ckp ko, ak doakan dorang mampos kt jln raye! Bia dier mampos kt ctu, br puas atie ak!      Bkan nk ckp ape la, kalo blaja pon bodo, mmg kalo buat ape2 pon bodo sbb otak diaekor BODOH!! SAngat!! tak mcm ak, pandai, bijak, menawan...hahaha mmg pon..so what? x puas atie? nk bandeng ngan dey all kire ak raje n dey all kuli hambe!! shut up! marah nih..geram btol nih...

Disebabkan insiden ptg tadi, ak raser ak nk tuka cite2. ak mamo lagi jadik eng ke, architect ke, cekgu ke..tapi ak mao jadik             ROAD INSPECTOR!! Walopon takde org mau bayar gaji ak tak kesah jnji atie ak puas. Ak nk beli satu bedoza(traktor besar yg slaloo  gne utk constuction tuh) pki duwet tabong. Ps2 ak akan beroperasi di jln raye. Bile ak nmpk je road user yg takde sivik, ak kaut diaorg pakai jengkaut tuh. Ps2 humban kt KOLAM BUAYE yg akan ku bina kt blakang umah nnti. Bia dier mampos kt ctu!! Kalo ader family member nk tuntot mayat, ak cmpk skali diaorg kt ctu! pdn mke!!  Biar satu keturunan mampos!! Hahaha ak sgt kejam!!

nway, kalo ba-alip-ba-ya 4 ekor tu ader fs, ak nk sgt dey all bacer bende nih! Meh cni jmpe ak. Ak nk lempang sekor-sekor dgn kulit IKAN BUNTAL. Ak seriyes nih! Jgn menmain ngan ak, nmpk je toot tp ak bole jadik sekejam2 manusia that u'll never thought of!!

My IQ is......

My Iq is 118. hmmm.. is that poor? i bet not. Most people's iqs are between 70-130. This is the result of My IQ test from tickle.com. Pretty fun!!i got to know the way i'm thinking, the jobs that count as suitable for me n also the level of my ability in several skills which includes of :

1.mathematical skills = 60%- 70%

2.visual -spatial skills (visualing things) = 90% -100%

3.linguistic = 60%-70%

4.logic thinking = 50%-60% (counts as realtively-high by Tickle)

My intelectual type is: (from tickle.com)

You have an unusually strong balance between verbal and mathematical skills combined with a strength in the visual realm. Your most enduring talent, however, is that your idea center never shuts down. That's what makes you an INSPIRED INVENTOR

You come up with insights that surprise even yourself, and that's because you might not always be aware when your brain is working on the next great idea. Most of the time, Inspired Inventors such as yourself have a plan brewing in their heads — even if they don't know it at the time. You are particularly adept at brainstorming, and coming up with multiple solutions for any problem because your brain never switches into the "off" position. You're like Sir Isaac Newton in this way — even commonplace events like an apple falling from a tree can be worked into the ever-present concepts that are formulating in your mind. This is the reason people flock to you for fresh ideas, advice, and insight.

Your keen ability to process new information, makes you an indispensable team thinker. If, for example, you and your friends were stranded on a desert island, you would be able to figure out how to live in an unfamiliar landscape. Despite the newness of the situation, you would be in your element, generating ideas and potential solutions.

You have a unique way of solving problems. So trust yourself, and take every chance you can to share your insightful ideas with others.

Great Jobs For You

Because of the way you process information, these are just some of the many careers in which you could excel: Architect Designer Engineer Physicist Astronomer

Some of Your Greatest Talents You've got tons of strengths. It wouldn't surprise us if you: Are incredibly resourceful Find inspiration in the mundane Look at things in ways no one else has thought of Can give perspective Are a visionary

YEwhOO!! i encourage u guyz to take this test and see how much u score. It really2 HELPS; esp if u r still doubting on the course that u wanna take up in tertiary education.

so, what cha waitin for?? click tickle.com n inform me ur score!!

p/s = feel free to register b4 u r allowed to take this test. ;-)

SuSoK

WOW!! I'd just watch SUSUK  @ tv3 . I can say, it's great!

It's a mixture of reality of life, affairs, love, hate, mystical stuff n it's quite menyeramkan.

The one-hour drama revolves around a woman name Cinda (Dynaz) n a susuk shaman (i dunno who's he, but he is familiar among malay drama's fan). Cinda was in pregnancy when she founds out her husband, Rie have an affair with a fair woman. There was a heart-wrenching scene when  Cinda wanted to make out with her hubby n her hubby roughly refused to do so

(is it a heart-wrenching  scene ? ermm.. u decide . hehhe..)

Then Cinda came out with an idea ; set a SUSUK. Her goal is one, to win her hubby back. So, she met the susuk shaman n there was where it all happened. The susuk shaman were willing to treat Cinda the mother- of- all- susuk : DEGAWAN SUSUK just for FREE!! without any single payment.(Typically a shaman will ask for 'pengeras' in return)

At first i tot, "wow, how baik is this shaman!" But then actually,he is up for something. He wanted Cinda's babyboy as "payment" for the DEGAWAN SUSUK. There u go,  a shaman remains shaman!

Ote, i'm so mengantok rite now. But i would like to share some pantang larang when susuk is set in one's body.

1. Don't eat bananas

2. Don't lalu under the ampaian kain

3. Keladi is ur enemy (keladi? y keladi? keladi's innocent!)

After all, if we want something, just ask from Allah SWT becoz by the end of the day, Allah is The Almighty.

ALLAHUAKBAR!!

Dadaku Saket...

waaaaa... dh tige hari aku tak makan nasik!!he'he'...sedey arr...perut aku lapar giler.. ini sumer gara2 saket pada dadaku pada saat aku ingin menelan makanan.      Aku sendri tak tau geimana bende  ih bley berlaku sdgkan aku teda penyakit kronik pon selain dprd gastrik(kronik ke tu?). my dad said may b it's becoz of my tebiat yg ske mandi mlm(he..he.. aku anti mandi ptg skunk nih) AND...it's possibly links to penyaket peparu berair.. hua!! aku takort!!! dpt result pon blom!! mp3 pon blom beli lagi!! i phone pon tak sempat nk kuar kt mas lagi!! aku tak nk kiok skunk nih..... daku tak redi utk pulang ke sana.....amal sekampit, dosa seguni.. hunaghuang huang.... papaku menyuruhku mandi ptg mulai semalam.forever no-no to mandi mlm..

nway penyaket misteri ni masey blom dpt dikenalpastii ape poncenyer, ayah ckp cbe tgk dlm seminggu nih..who knows things would get better kan? nway.. i'll be waitin..      n alhmdllh,saket pd dadaku skunk nih dtg dn blah. dier dtg tatkala aku ingin menelan makanan terotamanya makanan yg berat2 seperti nasik dn ayam(my feveret nih.. sob..)dn dier akan blah tatkala aku teda memakan apa2. hemh.. seksenyer... setiyap kali aku tgk my family makan nasik berlaokkan ayam... aku raser cm nk belah je perut daku dn masokkan sepinggan nasik berserta laok ayam kegemaran aku tuh....whua...kn besh kalo aku bley bwat gitu...

nway, dgn dtgnya penyakit ini, aku memperoley juga sediket paedah. paedah nya ialah i started to lost my weight.. rite now, from 65, i'd turn to 63!! yewhoo!! Hal ini adela kerana ku suda lama tidak menyentuh nasik(kajian terbaru : menyentuh nasik dgn jari juga akan menyebabkan berat bdn bertambah)  hemh.. btolla kata-kata emas mamaku..musti ader hi'mah disebalek penyaket ku ini .........daku rdha ya Allah...TETAPI!! kalo saket ini berterosan.. OMG!!! bagi aku telkung ngan sejada skunk!!!  Nway, ini adela menuku dirumah tatkala ini.....

Pagi : segelas susu atopon milo beserta biskot lebar yg telah dilembekkan di dlm minuman tersebot..

Tengahari : segelas susu panas beserta biskot lebar atopon biskot sedap(sumernyer musti dilembekkan di dlm minuman itu dahulu seblom ditelan)

Mlm : segelas susu suam

hua... berkeriuk-riuk perut ku setiyap mlm..nk tido pon nk lena.. aku takort.. kerana sleeping disorder ku ini akan membawa kesan yg kurang baik pd kulitku(kulitku dlm proses pemulihan)justeru, sesaper yg bacer post nih, aku mintak korang tolong doakan smuga aku pulih smule ok..

bubbye..kriuk2 ~ perut lapar~

huhu wind it up!!

hohoho.. alhmdllh, now my fs dh tak bodo lagi. sumernye gara2 pertulungan dari tuan Naema, SYUkRy!! thx syukry!!:))

nway naema yg dulu kecik skunk dh besar dh, sayez dier lebey kurang samer ngan cikebom aku dulu(my beloved turtle yg dh menghilangkan diri). bile tengok naema teringat plak kt cikebom. sedey arr...

hoho.. act tak der topik nk tules, so sesaje je nk membebel kt cni, nway pagi tadi aku browse out lah kt internet psl course arch kt australia. seblom nkmasok uni kt saner, i've to undergo AUSMAT. AUSMAT?? ya ausmat ialah Australian Maticulation. kt dlm tuh kite blaja psl calculus, chemy, fz, applied math, n apebende lagilah including islamic studies, which is compulsory for muslim student. ader arr sorang bro tuh, dier amik ausmat, dier kater ausmat nih sossah giler, second sossah afta american matriulation programme. huh!! I've no idea what was he talking about. aku just tules je tapi tak paham even a word pon.. yelah.. who knows that infomation would be benefecial satu hari nanti...

hurm pas2 kalo local uni plak, kalo aku masok matrix uia, pas2 amik arch, elaun aku sebulan ialah 1500. ni ader sorang makhluk ciptaan allah tulah cakap, tapi tak tau arr btol ke tidak. kalo nk diikutkan, mmg patot ahh dpt elaun byk tuh coz arch student kene beli all those stufff to make the model bangunan. but then i wuz like...biar betik uia .. byk btol duit mereke.. hemhe.. nonsense lah tu .. ah, malaslah nk pk, yg penteng i wanna further my studies kt aus bcuz aus is the famous spot of pengeluaran arkitek2 yg kreatif...haha i hope so.. sbenarnye everythin is depends on my spm result..

katalah aku dpt 8a's n above, first i wanna apply mara  or jpa scholarship dulu, pas2 apply utp, may b amik course chemical eng or petroleum eng(huh habes itam aku nnti). tu je yg terlintas kt otak kepala aku skunk nih. tak tau aper lagi course2 yg seswai dgn aku.

nway borang upu (online) dh kuar, tapi aku tak isik lagik coz skunk nih musti ramei org nk isik borang tersebut. so,aku akan isik menggu dpan ..biar dh sejuk sket.. kalo tak, bwang masa aku je tertonggok depan komp (incase my comp goes jam)

dn ESOK!! esok is my first eng class kt IT kids. aku tak pernah dgr pon psl tempat tuh selame nih tapi kalo ikhwan pon blaja kt c2, musti tmpt tuh bagus!! i hope so.. ikhwan kn pentengkan kualiti. namer prog tuh IEP = intensive english programme. haha.. lpas nih aku akan tules blog nih in fully english!! hoho tak sesabarnye aku!! nk pakei baju ape nih yek?

just me!!

hahahahaha.. dapat gak bwat blog nih.. aduss.. saket atie btolla aku ngan fs nih..